Yeah i mean there's 3 guys fighting over me. It would just be bitchy of me not to get with at least 1.
omg. why did you never tell me how amazing shitting and smoking is?
i thought this knowledge was automatically promulgated at the age of eighteen?
Dude let's go to Saudi Arabia. They outlawed valentine's day. And probably love.
So there is a guy driving a robot around the college of engineering selling energy drinks
All she was asking was for you to describe your coat so she could get it, but you kept yelling at her so the security threw you out.
IDK who she called, but some guy came into the party, flying drop kicked Joe said never again. She has to invite him around again.
when im done with her im going to need you to carry me on your shoulders as i poses victoriously for all those who were within earshot
And they have kittens that decided that boobs are apparently the best arena for king of the hill...
I'd be 10x more excited if going out didn't require pants or the general giving of fucks
I broke her handcuffs. I feel like an animal.
It's not a funeral, it's a celebration of life. Going commando AND braless is really just honoring him!
I think I may have fully transcended this spectrum of life. I can see beams of light man. Down to the photons
What
The only downside is I can't stop skipping
So, 'head before the store' turned into a fuck fest, & that's how I ended up at the grocery store smelling like a cum farm on Black Friday. How's your weekend?
He thought it would be sexy if he found my clothes and dressed me, and it was..until he found a thong under his bed and assumed it was mine. It wasn't
Thank god you don't know my other address I'm safe for now
Awww you know you would like it if I found u
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