does he have a tent? the camping kind not the boner kind.
did you fuck him yet?
hahaha who do you think your talking to.. a nun?
On the brightside though, I found the motivation to clean my shower, it was right underneath my need to masturbate in said shower.
Seriously. There are at least 10 other people drinking at the bar with me at 10:40. Im justifying it with the fact that I've been up since 5am.
it was really awkward meeting your mom for the first time while i was still wearing the condom we were using.
This is breast cancer awareness month... The least we can do is give a stripper some singles.
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
she brought my homemade cookies with condoms taped to the box... im in love
Somewhere between the 30 minutes of cunnilingus, the improvised song about the Olympics, and the super thoughtful shower beer... I knew I married the right guy
I mean thanks for the bj but i wanna forget everything that happened last night between 11 and 5
He kicked in the door just as I climbed on top of him...and stood there. I felt like I was in a porn. It was invigorating.
He's a 30 yr old man who voluntarily goes by Stevie and his job title is "Jumbotron Operator". There's a 97.5% chance he lives in his mom's basement. STOP THIS NOW!!!
And then before we had sex he was quoting space jam to me
Recliner chair sex has moments of worry....just don't.
Me and dad were just reflecting on that time he found a gas mask bong in the backyard.
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