...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
Overheard: "his girlfriend fucks him with the lights off. It's not serious."
lmfao. well really. it's not love if you cringe at the site of his anus.
i got turned down by a girl after she saw how big my penis was and she said "thats not goin in me"
I wish I had my own personal Asian lady that lived under my bed so that she could wax my eyebrows and give me a pedicure whenever I wanted.
I incognito puked under the VIP table. Did Jersey proud.
I have Retrograde Ejaculation as a side effect from one of my meds. Is this a respectable form of birth control?
You claimed your dick was a divining rod, spun in a circle 3 times and walked into the bar you stopped in front of...consequently there was a bikini shoot going on
Would you wanna look up as you cum and for a split-second see your dad?
I went through his pics. Will you go with me to get tested?
I've never seen an uncircumcised dick in real life and the internet indicates I don't want to.
Now in just stoned listening to my dads philosophical idea about public transit
I woke up sick this morning, maybe sucking a random dudes finger at a bar last night wasn't that clean of an idea.....
He wanted to watch the vow, cuddle, and not have sex. An upgrade is in order.
Sitting in a waiting room with 15 children has me contemplating if I ever want to have sex again...
It began the way the best stories do—with some naïve jackasses in a place they had no business being at.
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