I need a man. I think Im going to put myself on Craigs list since they caught the killer and all.
Do it and if you add naked pictures youll get an instant reply
Did you dl zombie porn on my computer?
It was annoying to wait 4 hour for him to be inside for 5 seconds.
dude last night I threw my weed into my back yard. there is now a foot of snow. after an hour I found my weed. if I put that effort into school, i'd have a 4.0.
For once I'm glad there wasn't morning sex. Yes, that sore from the night before.
Well regardless of where or with who you will be blacking out and i will be pouring shots down ur throat like a baby bird
Never ever ever ever ever ever give your number to a 30 year old at buffalo wild wings. Ever ever ever.
She was a little hefty, so I turned on the strobe light in our room. Everything looks better with a strobe light.
No, your dick is problems. Anyone you fuck haunts us for the rest of the semester. If you need to get laid, I'll personally drive you out of state.
For sure. I'm slow cooking a 6 pound pork shoulder wrapped in bacon. If that doesn't scream "guys I'm going into culinary arts lets get drunk" I'm not sure what does.
Just to clarify, I'm still tripping balls
On an unrelated note, I've come up with a theory of everything
Then he unzipped his pants and whispers, " oohhh, look out!"
I'm here. Help me get the salsa and bong inside.
When I woke up I was spooning with a block of cheese. Like, cuddling. Me and the cheese we nestling...
I feel like the physical embodiment of the pot leaf eyes smiley face
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