Even my Mr Clean Magic Eraser can't make last night disappear.
We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
taking shots each time the weatherman says Dont go out in this blizzard
He must be back home now. He moved his box of beer from her porch to ours.
No its cool, because I bought a handle of tequila earlier, in case things went south
Hhahaha he is. Omg the new polish friend just took his pants off in front of me. There is something wrong with this nationality.
Home. Hour long discussion with mom. Very frightened. Eating a sausage. Don't remember making it. Confused.
And dont forget my 23rd birthday where with no underwear i crawled through the cage of the police car. Dont get drunk be fore you get drunk.
Putting a breathalyzer in a bar is a horrible idea. But I won
Jake and I will do a protection ritual for ur dick I don't know where she has been
Really, who hasn't had sex on your bed?
ME.
I thought you might think I was an idiot who thought cock rings prevent STDs,
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
Who brings a stripper home to ninja turtle bed sheets
Me and I got head
Listen. The next time my first idea in the morning is "hometown buffet and a water bottle full of captain morgan", please make me go back to sleep.
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