so my mom just told me that she wouldnt pick me up and take us to taco bell at 3AM...
Don't really want to talk about it. You were right. She had a whole jar of toenail clippings on her nightstand that she chews on "when her fingernails are too short." Direct quote.
Please stop bringing your one night stands to Sunday brunch.
i signed up to donate 10 dollars a month to help the children that are being displaced in columbia because of the drug wars.. i felt obligated
yo everyone went to the hospital last night
He practically bottle-fed me Jameson, like I was a baby chimpanzee on those nature specials.
What would you have done with a 40 foot neon parrot anyway?
he made a bald eagle out of coke lines
I just sent you a multitude of sexual pictures...and you responded with a Charles Dickens Quote.
WE SHOULD MAKE A WORKOUT ROUTINE CALLED BARCARDIO
It was Thanksgiving sex. I was thankful for it. Need I say more?
I've peed in two sinks in the past two weeks. No one should be able to say that.
I HAD SEX WITH COLBY AND HIS FIVE YEAR PLAN IS TO STEAL A REALLY EXPENSIVE PAINTING AND ASKED ME IF ID BE INTO HELPING HIM AND I WOKE UP IN HIS BED TO A WOMANS TUBE TOP NEXT TO ME
test was negative. but nancy drew has yet to solve the case of the missing period.
I sent her a dick pic and used brett Favre's dick pick. She asked me why I had pictures of old men's dicks saved on my phone... I just can't win bro
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