im sorry i didnt take advantage of you..iwaned to
i wanted you to too
yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
quadriplegic porn is always funny
no. no its not
No, I was feeling sad because all of the other girls were like model-skinny. But then I remembered that I had big boobs and went to hit on their boyfriends.
He started making shapes and faces with his cock and balls.... apparently if you wrap the shaft with your balls and turn it 90 degrees to the left it looks like a hamburger
we had incredible sex, then he proposed with the vibrating cock ring
Bruises. Everywhere. Table sex is dangerous
NO YOU'RE NOT. I don't want to hear that SHIT. Jameson appreciation day part 1 is saturday and YOU WILL BE READY.
Hey we met at the bar a week ago. Your friend gave me a rose and you asked about my nipples.
It's ok that you're screwing someone else while trying to get back with me, I'm banging three girls while I ignore you.
I forgot to tell you, wear something you can puke on Saturday. We're christening this marriage with a shot of jager. NOT KIDDING.
This is going to ruin my future wedding planner career, but isn't it better the groom knows he's gay BEFORE he gets married?
Are you setting a date to bone me?
Are you accepting?
When you wear a dress that resembles the shape and color of Kirby to a wedding, you get the attention you deserve.
I was just tongue fucked into oblivion.
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