just accidentally masturbated with tiger balm. best. accident. ever.
Not me. I think "beastiality" sounds pretty classy.
I just used dish soap as body wash. I smell like a dishwasher exploded. isn't the end of the semester fun?
searching my car for your cum before I have to give my grandma a ride to the airport. Thanks for this
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Let me begin my 3 part apology by saying that you are a wonderful human being...
i seriously wanted to pee on her right then.
Also while I am being the bigger person I plan on bringing over something strong smelling and/or alcoholic to torture the poor hungover bastard
If court goes my way we are flying to Vegas.
Because you work where i will be drunk tonight I'm asking you. Is a shirt required on Halloween?
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I LOVE YOU NO MATTER HOW MANY BALLS YOUVE SUCKED
strip vodka pong is never a good idea. I saw into his colon when he picked up the ball off the floor
Sean slept in the bushes beside my house again. Any reason he kept screaming/slurring 'it was all a bunch of goddamn lies' through out the night?
It was a blind-side dick pic.
When he said he lived in a closet I thought he meant his room was really small or something... But he actually has a queen size mattress on the floor of his roomates walk-in closet.
I didn't realize how hungover I was until I fell asleep in my math lecture, and woke up I'm my history class. How is got there still remains a mystery...
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