I need to find out who his wife is so I can fuck her before he gets to mine.
I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
Forgot that I saved my paper as "Eat Shit Edwards" and e-mailed it because I missed class. I'm sure Prof. Edwards will be delighted when she gets it. I don't anticipate a passing grade.
Dude, she knew her leg was on fire and she kept dancing. Bad-fucking-ass.
dude, I'm passing out in the fifth floor janitors closet. Let me know when the rooms opened back up
Judging by his bulge. This guy is going home with me. Who doesn't want a dick that looks like it used to be a pillar in Rome.
I just want to slap everyone in the face that's happy being sober. Loser.
I've needed to start drinking protein shakes to keep up with her. It's like my dick just started doing crossfit.
Masterbating to Tolstoy. You?
A friendship for the ages born on how horny we both are
Haha just talked to the dude you bit on Thursday. He has been growing a beard to hide the bruising....
Currently eating a pop tart in my underwear waiting for the washer. Not one of my prouder moments.
I just threw up in front of a bunch of parents/prospective students while they were on a campus tour..awesome..
I've decided I will have no shame for the things I don't remember doing.
My FIANCE just told me he thought you were the prettiest out of all my friends YOU WHORE
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