we ended up doing shots out of those medicine cups..swine flu finally did something good for me
he keeps commenting everything on my facebook. it's like he's virtually peeing on me
I take back everything bad I said about that song party in the usa. There's just something about seeing a cross dresser lipsing it that makes a song sooo much better.
I definitely didn't wake up this morning thinking "i wanna get gang banged today"
officially christened the dorm room by sucking my spilled drink off the floor. tastes like homee
3 things I learned last night: 1.) I'm not as light as I used to be. 2.) Sex on the roof of a convertible is a really bad idea. 3.) The hospital now has super glue pens for sealing minor cuts instead of stitches!
He told me about how he pissed his pants last weekend like it was a normal part of conversation. Within 10 minutes I was going home with him. I think he put me under some kind of spell.
First highlight of the semester: campus safety caught me peeing in the dirt parking lot by kappa. Then as they were about to write me up, they recognized me, laughed, and left.
Wait, just ask him if can you can join in. You haven't lived until you've taken part in a threesome with your father...or so I've heard
My day in three words: secret purse cake
I'm going to try and loofah my hangover away.
Update: It didn't work
It was so small.
Tiny. Got to love sexting. Imagine finding out the old fashioned way.
I was told that I need a reference for my blow job skills. Be expecting a phone call tomorrow.
Okay first of all, that is a sick ass nickname please call me that forever. Second, i need your help.
Van sex tonight? No need to tell me how classy that sounded.
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