it was so cute when you were pretending to have willpower
Im watching hello kitty on qvc debating if its a good idea to cook bagel bites on my space heater
doing shots has become such a natural thing to me that i just instinctively swallowed listerine
I don't know how but I have our hotel room door handle in my purse... this can not be good
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That's two mile stones in one shot. A ginger and that's my third ashley.
Everything gets a little fuzzy after the flats of jello shots, but I do have a vague recollection of being at the top of a large human pyramid
I feel like a blind man at a water park. Every step has the potential to be either fatal or lead to accidental, but totally enjoyable, sex.
Drunk me cleaned my room for me. Needless to say our relationship has improved greatly
I petted my head, told my hair it felt beautiful and needed to be let free. Then pulled out my pony tail. Cheers to weed. I lose.
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speaking of creep .. love how I kept touching strangers faces at the bar ... and saying "Don't worry I'm a dermatologist"
I am incapable of maintaining a guy's interest in me. It's like erectile dysfunction but with feelings
He told me I have nice nipples. You can't just tell someone that and then leave the state!
60% of the guys I've slept with are on my holiday greeting card mailing list. I'm an amazing ex lover.
I wonder if Paul and Andy realize how lucky that they are that we're too lazy to start fucking other dudes so we just stick with them
just woke up to an abnormally swollen ankle (broken, perhaps?) and a shirtless man with the most beautiful abs I've ever seen sleeping on my floor.
is your ankle ok??
WHY IS HE ON THE FLOOR. SINCE WHEN DOES BLACKOUT ME ALSO COCKBLOCK ME
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