she took her clothes off and my dick went from =====> to =>
is it appropriate to call someone “ a tasty piece of bitch?” This is time sensitive.
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
Just saw the liqour store owner get into a mercedes, almost proud to be responsible for that
Dude, we totally smoked up inside a church organ last night. Add this to the epic list.
I think his parents are learning english from the phrases I shout during sex.
Just thought i should tell someone im on the roof, if i pass out up here because no one found me, im behind the chimney
For my 21st birthday, I require a kiddy pool filled with vodka. Make it so.
I look like slutty woodland creatures dress me in the morning. Everybody's got problems.
The cleaning lady has a form she makes me sign every time she finds me passed out in my office so she can keep track of how much to charge me each month for keeping quiet about it.
Someone should make a valentines day card that says "I like the way you continuously consume thc with no concept of a limit other than drug supply" Because I'd send that to you.
You were drunk at 5 You went to the dining hall and cried because your brain and fingers weren't working. Your RA came up to you and suddenly you became sober. I was very proud of you.
Could you just like have a friend who feels bad for me and secretly always wanted to have sex with me
So this morning everyone commended me for puking over the porch. No one else made it that far...
It was platonic naked porno viewing, I swear.
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