His stupid grin looks like he's mid-ejaculation
The higher i get, the less gay he looks, and the more i want to make out with him. This is dangerous.
Next guy we share better have a little more dignity than that
I just need to go to a bar tonight wrapped in an American flag singing the national anthem
You missed practice last night. You owe at least 8 hours of liver sprints.
I remember telling you it was cold out because the sun was going to explode and people were going to fight for corn. I feel I've mislead you.
Got into the physics lab with my student id, hooked up over break when school was closed. I regret no payments for tuition.
Fuck Sunday funday. Fuck real pants. Fuck the sun. Fuck Jameson. Fuck my life. Yes, I am hungover as shit sitting in my office eating bacon.
We are buying drugs from a guy with a Jesus fish on his dodge caravan.
I was stopped at a light on my way home and a priest threw holy water on my car. Seems fitting after last night.
Every now and then I'll meet one who is talented in the art of shower gymnast.
Don't do shots out of Tostitos scoops.
I woke up naked wrapped in a wolf blanket on the bathroom floor
I've got a bottle of water, a bag of salad greens, and a bottle of hot sauce. How stoned do you think I am?
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
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