Yo dont text me then not text me
I want the hot one, scratch that. anyone.
i just hope all the shady shit stops so i can let him into my pants
found a new level of pathetic. i watched a guy pick out cigarette butts from a jar that weren't completely finished. make sure you go somewhere in life.
She's like the little sister I never had ... except for the fact we're having sex.
just a question.. totally understand if you dont know what im talking about.. but.. do you have my funnel? i think i tucked it in to your bed last night.
I'll just dance on top of the ping pong table, and if it's stable enough for that, then it's stable enough for sex
im sorry but you know it was a good night when you got tasered on the ass and didnt even feel it
Well. I have your keys. You have my car. Looks like we have a drunkxican standoff.
Trying to find a reliable dealer on Rockfordmugshots.com. Guy arrested for 15 grams of coke could be him !
You realize those people have been ARRESTED recently. right.
First thing on my "to do" list- get sober for community service.
you didn't want to pay for the shots so you negotiated with the bartenders. Apparently 1 shot is worth 5 seconds of motor-boating you.
I am never drinking with the goths again.
I'm a history major and he's the descendant of TWO presidents. Did you really think I wasn't going to sleep with him?
He was actually surprised when I poured myself a glass full of straight vodka. Clearly he doesn't know me as well as he thinks.
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