Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
I think I just was a dick to Paul Rudd.
i just made a list of the people i have slept with. is it bad that some of them are just either names of the places i met them or the color of the shirts?
i also rounded the number up for good measure. i am sure there are a few i have forgotten about.
guys are only as good as the porn they watch
Somebody spraypainted a transformers head on a transformer box..my life is complete
You kept screaming "Its taco night!" before every shot
He left npr on the whole time when we were doing it. ironic that i lost it on the 100th anniversary of the titanic. thanks michelle norris.
I think my vagina has grown over, not unlike earring holes when not used in a long amount of time.
Let us ponder on the good times. Ya know when the Jonas brothers were incapable of growing facial hair and I didn't fully understand what a dick looks like
Was about to close the deal last night until he said he hadn't seen the Taylor Swift video. So I made him watch it before I let him have sex with me.
somehow a ride to walgreens turned into a threesome.
NO BABIES. YOUR VAGINA WILL BLEED WITHIN A FORTNIGHT.
I dipped out before he woke up, but I made sure to take the pizza with me.
THERE IS A MOTHERFUCKING HUMMINGBIRD FLYING AROUND IN OUR HOUSE RIGHT NOW HOW DO I GET IT OUT????
Nothing cures your heart after a boy calling you unattractive than a big fat dick
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