Crying babies in a bar. Really?
And she just changed the baby's diaper on the table. It's killing the beer garden.
Mental picture: Us at a bar keeping it classy shot gunning PBR's in the corner.
That was a good example of when keeping it real goes right
You only ask me to come over when your gf is gone, and thats usually at midnight to cook chicken salad and watch you pass out
I found out what happened to that girls weave last night. It was draped over a bush in my backyard.
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And all I wanted you to do is stand there and sing who let the dogs out.
they still hired me even though my background check came back with a warrent for my arrest.
I just sprawled out on my bedroom floor and cried while shoveling chocolate into my mouth.. I should not have Bacardi at home
Why is everyone else growing up when I'm just crying, eating, and having pregnancy scares?
Her roomates have been scoring her hookups. I got 8.9, best of the week!
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did you know that my friend knows a guy with 3 balls what the actual fuck
I think I'm in the negatives for the quantity of fucks given today.
This reminds me of the time you were crying and puking in the toilet at that party while i did shots of tequila in between blow drying your feet. miss you!
I found a tomato seed inside my jeans. I did not eat tomatoes
Hahah I’ve never had someone stop me mid-coitus to tell me how amazing I am. Def ego boost.
He fucked me harder than I've ever been fucked before and afterwards he started crying and profusely apologizing to god and baby Jesus for his sin.
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