I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
She has an album entitled "my photography", which consists of about 80 different pictures of a tractor that she took on her cell phone. I'm all for freedom of expression, but come on.
i just ran into our bio chem professor at the bar. apparently, he doesn't follow the "no slapping your students' asses" rule.
Dude, I swear her tits are going to give me a concusion.
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looking back it was a good thing we were too wasted to fire up the chainsaw
Dorm room. In. Elevator. Fell in. Boom. Puke
You were shirtless with a cowboy hat in 15 degree weather then u shotgunned a can of mixed vegetable Progresso soup
She's like the Michael Jordan of alcoholism
sometimes u just have to say fuck it and help a straight sixteen year old break into her uncles gay bar.
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We could all 3 jump out of a cake in just tophats. A true marble cake.
She leaned in close to me, made eye contact, and seriously whispered "I will eat your soul with bacon bits." I want whatever drug she was on.
I just need a fucking pair of pants. Is that too much to ask for?
His dick is a spiritual experience and meditation is very important to me.
And remember people can't hear you kick ass in space
Of two things I'm absolutely sure: 1. I only took 2 hits off that joint and 2. I definitely ran over hedwig on the way home
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