the girl sitting next to me in class is using her birth control box as a ruler
my hot student got the clitoris wrong on the lab practical...so it kinda makes me not want to pursue it
just because he can't find it on a cat, doesn't mean he can't find it on you
you were crying while pretty ricky was playing, what did you want me to do
Apparently the last thing they remember of me was me stumbing into a bathroom, then falling out 5 minutes later clutching a butter knife repeating "ketamine goes in my face hole"
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the fire alarm went off. we werent sure whether to leave or turn the music up louder
We have a hundred jello shots. Lines will be crossed.
It wasn't random sex though, it was almost a relationship, built on lies and sex
He asked me to coffee and I had no choice but to be honest. So naturally I told him that sobriety and monogomy are not two of my strong suits.
You were walking around in your swim suit, an open robe, snow boots and a death grip on that handel of captain morgan.
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I am way too attached to fictional lesbians.
I imagine I kinda look like a banana with one boob out.
His lack of social graces and moral fiber complements mine nicely.
I get so many dick pics from him...He has an unhealthy obsession with his own penis...
I mean, I would have, but I couldn't come up with a logical reason to bring up oral sex during an orientation.
Just had a threesome for the second time in my life. I don;t even enjoy threesomes. Too much effort.
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