watching E! true Hollywood story: curse of the lottery.. i'd probably spend all my money on blow and airplanes too..
just put cider in my bong. gotta love fall
idea:have a jello shot stand(opposed to lemonade stand) to raise money for spring break
I want to make a porn site called "girls with daddy issues"
I'll just tell her I'm here with you picking out a buttplug for her to say "I'm sorry".
I'm sorry I ignored your high cries for help while you were grating cheese on my dog.
you threw up into the pocket of your shirt. which was pretty damn polite
But seriously I don't know. I haven't seen her since I gave her back her 3 blind mice stick, and she just started hitting everybody with it.
You should make us a hot pocket to split while I go throw up.
I wanna get high and watch Shrek tonight...don't make me do it alone.
At one point she whispered in my ear "I overdrew my bank account today" but besides that it was an awesome lap dance
Now i know i wasnt that drunk... So why are there texts of me volunteering for a nude photo shoot for an art major student?
She said I can't embarrass her, the challenge has been set
I'm in the recliner and i have a bottle of wine wedged in my cleavage, drinking from a straw. Clever and classy or pathetic and sloppy?
I wish i didn't black out tuesday so i could have cherished our moment together
Throwing up together is NOT a cherishable moment...
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