And then I said "flip over. I want to show you something i learned in Afghanistan."
I can mark tailgating, going to the game and getting road head off my to do list today
this isnt the person you just texted but i have her phone. she disappeared when the bacon came home and she hasn't returned since.
Grown men dancing to Spice Girls and a girl wearing one shoe. I belong here
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used foursquare to find where i am. please come get me. this is the scariest bedroom ever.
i just wasnt prepared to have the baby of one of two french firemen. threesomes are too confusing.
I'm wearing cowboy boots and showing way too much cleavage to be in a place with no jaeger.
It's one of those mornings where you wake up and want to go to church for the first time in ten years. THAT shameful.
i'm totally cool with all the dick sucking you're doing down there, but as your brother i think i'm supposed to warn you our parents will be home in 5
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She walks around topless and loves making sandwiches. That's how a one-night stand turned intoa relationship
He's a psychology major, so instead of becoming a stripper, I'm just working out my daddy issues with him. And his cock. And spankings.
They're much more educational now btw. Don't judge.
We were drunk having sex and I knocked over her bedside table/fish bowl and she jumped off to check if her fish was still alive but she made me pasta so it's cool
all the one night stand stories i have end with me crying on my RA's floor stuffing cupcakes into my mouth
To shove my foot up anybody ass who tries to start shit. I'm not takin shit this year. That and I wanna volunteer somewhere to help make a difference
Quick question—how good are you at digging holes? I mean, besides the one you've dug for yourself. asking for a friend
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