Dude, way to rack up $80 in pornos in the hotel room last night, and not tell me before I got blindsided at check out.
Heh. Guess I ordered some porno last night. Heh.
hanging on that rope, lady gaga looks exactly like a used tampon
all i know is that if they can hide that much blood in her outfit, they definitely could have hid a penis
he is the anna nicole to my 90 year-old billionaire. i'm grateful that he's fucking me, so i'm buying him shit.
I don't understand how anyone could look at him and think, 'Yeah, that's a good idea.'
he thinks im joking when i say don't visit. i mean it's summer...he was the college fuck and now it's time for the summer fuck
Hes flirting with her via the sauce packets at taco bell....... I have no words
He stood up, threw the bag of bud between me and Tory, yelled "Fight" and then ran upstairs for the pizza
She told me to pick her up in the corner of shame and self-disgust.
Just traded a sandwich for anxiety drugs outside the club. I fuckin' LOVE this place.
It was all good till you had ppl chasin shots of ciroc with fucking applesauce
I just want to see his penis in the light. Is that a crime?
Just reached for my phone in my non existant pocket while it was in my hand.
I love how when he said ecstasy pills both of our heads whipped around like a couple of horned owls.
Broken heels while double fisting margaritas, picking up shirtless, bloody men and escorting them out of harms way, the meltdown when I realized I can go without a bra bc my boobs shrunk, the morning vodka red bull you were forced to drink? Which one roped you in?
I’m never getting home or fucked or eating hot Taco Bell fml
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