loyola was giving a tour this morning and they all saw me in a half ripped off toga throwing up over the side of the dorm stairs
you don't even go to loyola anymore
I'm so high, I forgot to harvest my farmville crops....noooooooo.
Worst stoner tragedy.
Literally just stood in the shower and forgot what to do. that hungover.
when was she peeing in the stairwell? why dont i remember this?
....because generally we only remember 40% of the night each, and have to fill eachother in. And that still leaves 20% that we will never know and its probably for the best
we should look into getting a golf cart for the weekend. i have a feeling legs wont be a sufficient source of transportation.
We found Kyle. He was next door yelling at the elderly couple to let him continue his golf game. No more afternoon drinking for him.
SHUT UP I CAN'T HEAR YOU OVER THE SOUND OF UKULELE AND LONLINESS
Downloaded the Pocket Penguin app. There are now penguins living in my phone. Technology is wonderful.
Some dude with an OSU jersey just kissed him in the face in front of everyone. I should mention he's wearing a Panda costume. And has already been offered $20 for his suit by Plushies for oral sex.
My uterus is doing all sorts of karate moves to break free of my body.
There's something really beautiful about walk of shaming past the Capitol.
It's just unfortunate that I still have the image of him having sex with me fresh in my mind
I took an uber home at 6am. Went to Santanas, apparently they don't take american express. So the uber driver bought my burrito. Success!
I sharted in my christmas pjs :(
I was so high I kept trying to flush the toilet with the light switch
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