its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
I briefly wondered why they weren't in school, but after the tinier one shouted "check out dem titties!" I had my answer
Not even drunk me wanted to have sex with him. I kept intentionally hitting my head on the table behind me during sex till he said i was too drunk for sex.
the bottle said: caution extremely flammable. so that was my motivation.
Babe, I need to be clear. I DO NOT WANT TO HAVE ANAL. Never. No anal. No "talking about it"
I'm sorry that spending new years with you was fucking my boyfriend in your bathroom multiple times
He paid me to blow him while doing a handstand. Does that make me a whore or just a budding gymnast?
i feel like the 7 eleven by your house knows our deepest, darkest secrets
good news: I made it out of bed and into shower. Bad news: I made it back to bed without clothes. Worse news: I don't know this bed.
Se wrote an essay in class about proper and fashionable winter wear for dogs. Of course I regret fucking her.
I just realized in a weird reversed way I hustled a stripper last night
This power is too much for most humans to handle safely. It's like having the nuclear launch codes, except it's my penis.
I woke up on a boat next to an extremely attractive man wearing nothing but a life jacket. Neither one of us owns a boat...
When she tells her friend, "hey I'll be back tomorrow, just going to fuck a guy", right in front of you, you know you've got a winner.
I don't think he likes that I'm always sending him pictures of me in my bra but he needs to get it together
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