...So a 6 ft tall drag queen in heels I would kill for just told me I have a dunkable ass. I'm confused...but I'll take any compliment I can.
Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
even if everyone didnt know them screaming eskimo brothers and high fiveing over my head kinda gave it away
trying to figure out who visited the hillshire farms website enough for it to be in my top sites.
Drinking at work by myself... My boss just walked into me copying my face on the copy machine..
you humped every kiosk in the store. then you asked for an application.
You just kept walking around saying "my brain is soup" then sat on the kitchen counter washing your feet. You bit the guy that tried to help you down
I have nothing to lose. And a bunch of dick to gain.
All is fair in love and war and toga parties
What exactly do I say to a random stoner hookup to thank him for ending my dry spell? Is it awkward to just say "Thanks for that. It was well needed."
All I can think of is a mama duck followed by her baby ducks, in brightly colored track shoes.
How high are you?
IM NOT TALKING TO YOU UNTIL YOU MAKE A PROCLAMATION YOU LOVE ME MORE THAN TACOS
I AM EATING BACON AND CHEESE. FUCK THE BULLSHIT.
The adults are the big ones right?
Going to the pool bar doesn’t exactly count as “exploring”
Randomize
