During sex he started singing that song in Forgetting Sarah Marshall--"Inside of You"--by Russell Brand
I just put a picture of what I imagine Rob's dick looks like on it on my vision board. thank you Oprah!
I gurantee you I'll be the only one dressed as a giraffe.
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
no, throwing your underwear at it is not the solution to everything
E drugging s springing. Ease dnt Kate. To t e. ess e I meant thou.
Bathtub drinking tim. I have no pool so I work with what I have
We fucked then made friendship bracelets, his mother taught him right!
I need to stop getting in the car with my dad when im rolling balls. I think he's starting to notice my eyes aren't usually completely pupil
I have a LOT of reasons to worry about radical feminists taking my lady balls, frankly. A lot.
Is it okay to thank someone for the orgasms they gave you, even though they weren't with you?
Powdered alcohol is a real thing now. Move over crystal light... Water bottles rejoice!!
You stared at a Swedish dude for like 5 minutes then asked him "shouldn't you be yelling at dragons"
found my cat trying to steal a lighter to hide away for himself. cat what are you doing. don't pocket my lighter.
I called him Oliver all night
His name is Brandon
Dude... Those don't even start with the same letter...
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