i cant decide if i should go fuck j*** or keep watching real genius
May have finally hit rock bottom...bouncer from the strip club informed me I wore the same shirt last night
It's 10am, I'm at grocery store buying booze b/c the bf just told me that he didn't "technically" break up with his ex.
well it doesn't count as a walk of shame if he drops you off at your class in his golf cart
threw up in my backpack again. Asian guy I cheat from wasn't pleased.
God Help those hot young girls. It's going to be like Bambi in iraq. Except worse.
The bar posted my picture because my name changes with each new fake i get. i'm getting a wig.
i think i left a case of beer in your dryer
I’m a coke loving, addy selling, pot smoking CRIMINOLOGY major. If there isn't irony in that I give up.
I understand why animals eat their young in the wild after watching your kid this afternoon
Like he was trying to be sexy but he had shit taste in porn so i left
IM FILLED WITH SANDWICHES AND SELF LOATHING
Its like my group of friends and I are all dating and we're all just a bunch of Swingers, is that normal?
i really love you but i feel kinda dumb about it
I'm so gassy and it's your fault.
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