I fell asleep on the toilet again last night...
It's 3am, i just got back from ht e bars and registered for classes larteeeeee. History of baseball at 8am? at least ill meet the only stragiht gusy at NYU!
he had a sign stolen from the tennis court hanging above his bed that said, "please limit play to one hour while others are waiting"
He just said he wasn't going to drink on Saturday because he was drinking on Thursday and Friday...we need new friends.
cliffnotes. writing studyguide on last pack of smokes. glad this semester is over.
that's probably because you left your arm in the fishtank for 90% of the night
I could study for finals and ace all my tests but wheres the fun in that? id rather black out and hope for the best
if I was any more soft right now, my penis would be a liquid
He looks like he's going to feed me a taco and then stab me. It's probably a good idea he's a lawyer
We hooked up in his car and afterwards he cried. I think I need to find a new hookup...
I was told that I need a reference for my blow job skills. Be expecting a phone call tomorrow.
I just got his Save the Dave and, to answer your next question, NO I AM NOT GOING TO THE WEDDING OF THE GUY WHO GOT DRUNK AND CAME ON MY CHEST.
He asked if I was a pirate because my "arrrrrrrrse" was worth burying. 10/10 for effort, 20/10 for serial killer vibes.
Stoner thoughts are the only thoughts I want to have now.
Its like a glacier coming out of my asshole.
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