Come to the Burger King. We're waiting for you.
I had so many friends before that round of Never Have I Ever.
Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
Don't worry. I just took 2 benadryls and beat off. I'm practically sleep texting
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I just realized this is gonna be the last time that I'm high in my childhood home. I'm kinda sad. I'm really high..
so yeah i told her you were going to become a doctor and the first thing she said was "i still don't want to fuck him". i tried.
The guatemalans kept making all these sexual suggestions ... With the corn
i lost his rear view mirror, your phone charger, and my lesbian virginity. 21 isn't shaping up too well so far.
At what point would you like us to save you from yourself?
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i think i just asked a donut if it was ok
Wearing the same clothes for three days in a row and eating an entire two pound bag of jelly beans really has a way of making a person rethink their life...
Once upon a time I threw up in my own hands last night.
You woke up, looked straight at me and screamed "fuck barbara streisand!" and passed out again
So I have now fucked both my roommates...This is why I can’t live with men.
Omfg I just White Claw shamed a Girl Scout Cookie mom and I feel SO BAD.
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