i cant decide if i should go fuck j*** or keep watching real genius
Where you at
assisting at a photo shoot in williamsburg till 7ish. wassup?
Doesn't matter. I already jerked off in your bed.
I just put a picture of what I imagine Rob's dick looks like on it on my vision board. thank you Oprah!
I really hope I'm not the first person who's had to wash vomit off of cash and credit cards.
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When i tried to give you something that wasn't tequila...like water....you kept saying it was against your religion.
I've always been the spiritual type.
dudes here are drinking wine, and not in the forgivable 'just doing this to get laid' way
How can he have such a manly penis and baby hands?!
He told me he wanted to sleep but I touched his penis and listened to his heart beat start racing. I knew sleeping was bullshit.
Use your nursing skills for good, not evil.
I just sent Brandon a snapchat where I wasn't wearing a shirt but had a rooster drawn on my boobs that said "cock block" and laughed for 10 minutes I have problems don't judge me
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I hope you get eaten by satanic starfish.
is it too soon to tell him I'm available anytime for Christmas themed pity sex and I'll even wear a Santa hat?
You can't die you're my only democrat family member
IT WAS JUST SO LITTLE AND AWKWARDLY FLOPPING BACK AND FORTH
And a hot pocket after we fucked. Heaven.
Put viagra in his coffee. I did that with Geoff last month and three hours later I had bitten through a throw pillow and gotten a noise complaint from a neighbor
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