Do you think there is vodka in heaven?
you let me eat a milky way from your vagina. G is not lettin you hang out for eternity
So she is eating her margarita with tortilla chips....like using her chip as a spoon
Let's create a 16 and pregnant drinking game
So gin and wine won't be happening again
We're upstairs smoking....the password is pineapple
Dude we need to petition the city about running buses later, none of my booty calls own cars
I don't know why I've never thought to take my bong into the bathtub before.
I feel eeeverything like there's a rhythm and everything can be felt w/o ever touching it. And it's beautiful. Sunshine or raindrops it's like orgasming. Everything has a taste.
I just used a VHS tape as a plate for sanwich
Let's get drunk and put things on the grill that have no right to be there.
Happy birthday, America.
Sigh. I haven't seen a dick since August 22nd. And in case you forgot, it's January.
It was a blast. I was going to say that throwing up in the airport bathroom wasn't classy, but it's classier than quietly puking into a fast food cup while in your seat during takeoff...
His PENIS is so fucking big that I always use caps, out of respect.
Why is the microwave staring at me?!
how do you tell someone, in the most complimentary way possible, that they would make an excellent stripper?
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