No, don't ignore my call, i just need to know, whats cuter a pig in boots or a miniature horse sitting down..
do you think there was ever a doctor who smelled his finger after giving a prostate exam?
he gave me an orgasm. multiple times. the weird stuff he did in middle school is now irrelevant.
if im not pregnant im gonna be so pissed for spending the money from my weed fund on the test
wow, a mother in the making
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Dont worry about the blood on the pillow. its from my face.
Ive yelled into your vagina. There are few lines we haven't crossed at this point.
Well see how he likes it when I randomly start crying and saying my dads name during sex I WILL RUIN ALL HIS FUTURE BONERS
What an age we live in that I can try to pick up a guy by using my phone while I'm taking a shit at work.
you are dancing on the line between undergrad and alcoholic.
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I'm in the middle no shirt white shorts humping the white dustbuster next to the guy shooting off the tazer infront of the two guys humping on the bicycle
I TOOK A FINGER IN THE BUTT YOU CAN OPEN THIS MESSAGE
Just masturbating and watching Sports Center...is this what it's like to be a guy?!
Banging to Billy Joel pandora is like russian roulette. But I made him cum to Let It Be so I we both walked away victors
How drunk are you?
Completed.
i have to pee so bad and he is sleeping and idk where the bathroom or my clothes are!!!
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