And secondly i just said i'd pay ten dollars to have sex with you
you pissed in a zip-loc bag and wanted 60 dollars for it
Using manwich sauce as ketchup. Not bad. Love college.
Totally forgot this... How weird was it when they were licking our faces
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You graduated two years ago... You can't keep using spring break as an excuse.
The good news is that I can 100% reassure you that you did not get knocked up by some creepy Italian dude named Sal Manella last night.
The bad news is that you will never know the name of the guy who may have gotten you pregnant last night because he clearly gave you a fake name, sweetie.
Yeah, but she is forever sending my vagina on some sort of mission.
I really have a thing for Greek chicks; I feel like while we are having sex she has the ability to make hummus which is just too appealing for me to pass up.
He started french braiding my hair while I was blowing him. The question is not why, but how.
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I was driving around a golf cart with a keg in the back before I got caught by the cops. First slow speed chase ever
I am sitting in my lingerie, eating frozen cookie dough out of a bowl, and watching family. My hump day is going great
As long as there is beach, drink, dick, in that order. I’m in.
Listen, i know this is weird for you, but as your fuck buddy, id prefer if you didnt fuck her.
Youre asking too much from me
I do very much feel like vomiting. and I have no idea where that lighter came from. thank you for coming to my TED Talk.
i can feel my liver failing just LOOKING at that thing
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