Ha. Yes. I'm at a strip club. I'm the barack obama of strip clubs
Apparently I think casual Friday means I can show up unshaven in yesterday's clothes and reeking of booze.
got some bad news about ur virginity. she didnt make it thru the night
I thought she was mad at me, but then we did a pose off and I realized we're friends for life
i almost burnt down an apartment complex. little busy, get back to you later
I don't think i can handle my uncle say again that kid rock is a true musician....
dunno man, last I saw him he bet me he could eat more ranch the me, then ran off
I wanted to make fun of someone saying that to an untrained ear, skrillex is blah blah blah. But it was too soon after they said it. And now I can't find it. These are real problems.
You know how I know she's ugly? 97% of her profile pics are flowers or animals. And what do we know about pretty people and the Internet?
Our DD has become famous. Strippers are asking to be handcuffed to him.
I just sneezed glitter I JUST SNEEZED G LITTER I j u st SneeZED GLIT TER I DO NOT HAVE TIME FOR THIS AT ALL.
he called me 'mate' and i had to remind him that you dont call people mate who continously make your dick hard
going on fb and having 11 notifications all from you is absolutely horrifying
I agree with that homeless guy though, you do need a haircut
You ever fart so hard it made you cum a little? A "friend of mine" wanted to know.
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