You feel like going out tonight?
Does a 14yr-old girl look good beat up? I'll bring the handle
Even my Mr Clean Magic Eraser can't make last night disappear.
I don't remember her name, but I do remember yelling at her from the balcony of the hotel room during her walk of shame.
hey just checking if u still hate me for sleeping with your sister?
wouldnt it be awesome if walks of shame were like charity walks...you could get sponsors and shit and donate money to curing STDs or cancer
Cancel that soberness update. I just almost fell down in the security line
Lol I just left. He's funny and he's cute. Downside: he thinks he can outdrink us
cocks speak louder than words, as they say
Nobody says that.
So I found a skull ring inside me this morning. I'm assuming its yours, so I'll leave it in my mailbox for you - it looks expensive.
I wound up gambling on giant connect four with the bartender. I think he saw my boobs.
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
DELETE THAT VIDEO OF ME MAKING OUT WITH THAT RUG NOW
its the pipe that keeps on giving. Just when I think it's done, I scrape just enough. It's a st. Patrick's day miracle!
Just ate Panda Express. Fortune cookie had no fortune in it. I actually prefer this. Less broken dream potential.
I have a mailbox and I don't know why.
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