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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
i just discovered a movie that charlize theron is a sex addict. i think my prayers have been answered
she has double-d's AND she knows what level Pidgeot evolves. don't tell me she's not a keeper
wanna go with us to feed the ducks bread soaked in vodka?
how could i say no?
Apparently I whispered "Jesus was here" and bailed out of the moving taxi.
You're really doing everyone a disservice by wearing pants all the time.
He's drinking 50/50 vodka/water out of a camelback. Disaster would be a compliment at this point.
I will give you all my nachos to make this happen
Just for future reference, me asking if you're free, followed by a winking face is not my way of suggesting a tandem bike ride.
I was told my cock was a religious experience.
Ive only just recently decided that NOT fucking you would be best for both of us.
I'm going to pretend you don't watch My Little Pony and focus on your large cock. Kay? Don't bring it up again.
I can't sleep. My mind keeps asking "turn down for what?" but it won't accept any of my answers.
My boobs are hoarders, they steal food and hide it. Greedy bitches.
My mom is dancing slutty on the bar I need more drinks to be ok with this
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