So my shaver died while I was trimming...ya know. And now it is half way done. I don't think there's currently any aesthetic in keeping it this way...
First, he can't make me cum.. And now, he can't get it up because he LOVES me?!!??! i don't think so.
I could make wine with my vomit
he was uncircumcised...I HAVE NOT YET REACHED THAT SKILL LEVEL OF DICK
Giving me the bigger bowl of ramen isn't considered "romantic"
Can you explain my first weekend back, because there a lot of blacked out gaps and 32 friend requests i would like to know about
How can you turn a kayak date down? I'M TALKING RIVER HEAD HERE.
I hope the walls stop moving before my manager notices that i'm still drunk.
Our penis' have led to more networking than mark zuckerberg.
first reaction to dying the pubes purple - awesome. Reaction after I explain the process - not awesome. Hypothesis? when girls find out you know to bleach and dye your hair, they're turned off.
You know what's even more awkward then buying plan b from someone who is a member at the gym you work at... When they come in after that day and have that look of recognition
Is it normal that every guy I hook up with tells me my hair is sexy as it's happening? Like that can't be normal
she pointed to my dick and said you are going to save the world
Summers almost over and we haven't golfed, got naked or had sex yet. Let's do all three in one day, no particular order.
He's like a hurricane
a drunk, sexist, hurricane
Randomize
