lol whn u cming hre I nd 2 c ur fce
IF YOU TEXT ME ONE MORE SHORTENED VERSION OF A WORD, THE ONLY THING YOU'LL SEE IS MY FIST IN YOUR FACE.
Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
Scared. last time someone tried to talk me into they said it tastes like tapioca and i projectiled onto a closed window
My gift to the freshman: I made an illegal stop, rolled out and dropped to my hands and knees and puked in front of the south campus dorms and about 20 families. Welcome to OSU
we just toasted to your mouth on alex's balls at the bar
You've got more to offer than just money. Come on. You have an awesome rack.
Siri just reminded me to pickup Plan B
I don't believe u have enough text space to describe the dimensions of his penis.
Grandma is giving me marriage advice again. On the plus side, she thinks I'm straight now.
We could all 3 jump out of a cake in just tophats. A true marble cake.
I'll always remember you bringing me that pregnancy test in the middle of an ice storm. Best friend ever.
dude I don't even care if I'm getting catfished the point is I'm going to get laid. hot bitch, fat bitch, skanky bitch, i don't care my penis is having an adventure tonight regardless
He made a playlist to use during sex...that ended with The Ultimate Warrior's entrance music.
It was like being run over by an orgasm freight train.
His nipple licking is glorious
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