no, its his 'welcome back from rehab' party.
he asked if he could put his cape on while he was still inside me.
throwing condoms aimed at his crotch probably isn't the politest way to ask for sex
My family just legit passed around a fifth of Maker's Mark. Also, this is sort of a Thanksgiving tradition. Also, Maker's Mark is really good.
I HAVE stop dating guys for their prescriptions, you have no idea how awkward family dinner was. Thank god for his xanax.
i'm calling it my monica lewinsky shirt now. may it live forever in infamy.
Dude. If I met a dinosaur right now. we'd totally be on the same page. Brainwaves and shit.
I just want nice things and good sex
I slapped him but he didn't wake up. He just nuzzled my head, hugged me closer, and smiled.
So, my love of dick may have landed me in a cult. On the bright side, I now have a discount at Spencer's.
I woke up and found that i was using my computer as a pillow. i had 53 pages of random letters on Microsoft word
Just stay awake and booze cruise it to class. How are you a senior and have never went to class drunk? No excuses, I have a better gpa.
There was puke outside of my classroom and lecture was half empty. Damn thirsty thursday is intense
Panties = found
So, I need to know. Why did you spraypaint your underwear gold?
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