I wish there was an iPhone app to help you with your shitty personality.
there should be a rule- if you jizz on it, you wash it
I just got sparklers from my secret santa. Drunken sledding just got to a whole new level of dangerous
Ya after that i took a dump on a car... We're definitely partying with him again
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
I got out of bed with her to go smoke a bowl with her roommate which was fine but I passed out when I went upstairs to take a piss.
Yeah.. she's probably not gonna call.
Are you absolutely against sleeping in your car? Because i've done that before.
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
Taco Bell. She just parked, got out of the car mid drive-thru, ran to the dumpsters, pissed, then ran back and drove up in the line.
That was like a fiery explosion of flailing arms and wonderful passion
he told me he could still feel the blowjob i gave him last year
wow. THAT good huh
I wish my bank account would intervene on my life choices.. $200+ in alcohol in 2 weeks and a $40 McDonald's bill is a cry for help.
How is there no taco emoji?! That's some bullshit.
I will consider it. I need to determine if ogling him is worth almost certain death via zipline.
I mean his penis was perfect in pictures but its even more perfect inside me
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