I wanna bring you to show and tell
never play flip cup with pint glasses
And hes hitting me with his balls, really hard.
i've never smoked before...when you said wake and bake i thought you meant like a funeral bbq or something
He did a 4 wheel burnout and yelled at the cops "Sorry! It's for a school project!". HOW does he think of this shit?
I'm with Tony. He said he volunteers his ball sack for waxing but you will have to wait a few weeks. It is a freshly shaved sack. I guess he thought he was gonna get lucky. Wtf?
Smooth sack
This is what happens when you live with someone you met on Grindr
Just like to put it out there it's surprising how little reception a dog cage has
I had phone sex with a retiree last night. This is not how I envisioned my 20s going...
I thought I could grab a hold of my stream of urine. So she left pretty soon after that.
Yeah, but she is forever sending my vagina on some sort of mission.
Got promoted and on my way out the door was informed that my beard makes my face perfect for riding. Today is gonna be a good day.
Dude, I'm not going to use a butt plug.
His mom showed up at my doorstep, begging me to take him back for him
Where do you find these people?
please come back. it's turned into strip rock paper scissors
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