Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
its always fun the next morning to look around the room and see where all the clothing landed.
I even resorted to pole dancing with the street sign. I have an extra $20 now because I think people were paying me to leave.
sex on the roof is not as easy as it sounds
I just puked on my dog.I feel summer coming on
I just remembered how awesome your handjobs were in 7th grade, you were a true champ, thank you
When you accidentally type "I want Prince William to fuck me in the ass" to your mom there's really no way to take that back.
No, this is non-alcoholic oatmeal.
does the girl puking in my garbage belong to you?
Have you ever chugged beers in the hospital parking garage with your mom?
I think someone cast a spell on the lazy stoner rich boy stereotype and it came to life and called me.
This is seriously fucking awkward. My favorite sex scene just started and my dad's still here. He offered me Cheetos.
She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.
Thanks for ruining my life with your man penis
Hey does the gas gauge in your car work?
Nevermind...we figured it out. Heres a more relevant question, does your insurance have roadside assistance?
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