It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
he wanted me to dress up like someone from lord of the rings. I dumped him.
I think "bars open christmas minneapolis" is the saddest google search i've ever done.
WTF WHY ARE YOU STILL NOT DOING A BEER BONG?! THE TOILET CLOG CAN WAIT
I think they called the cops after 15 minutes of you shaking their clothes line like the ultimate warrior and calling out hulk hogan
The bar owner gave me permission to push people into the pool. I'm never going to leave Los Angeles
DR UNK TOWN USA
TEAM USA GO AMERICA
I can't wash the smell of tacos off my hands. I feel like the Lady Macbeth of Chipotle.
I don't want anything calamari shaped after last night. But I appreciate the Cheerios offer.
tuscaloosa is terrifying
like people here are just empty shells of drugs and sin
there is no mercy here
Can we both just take a day off just to have sex? Is that acceptable as an adult?
I don't wanna shit myself again in 2015
She is still drunk from the night before, sitting here eating KFC mashed potatoes and drinking Arbor Mist before Anatomy lab.
dude you pointed at my dad's crotch and said I'd tap that. I didn't even know you were gay.
I knew the bike rally would be fun when I saw "male pole dancing" on the schedule
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