I'm like a rollypolly, I only open my legs up when I feel safe.
He toold me that when we were younger I was his boner buddy.
There's a man in a pair of gray footie pajamas and a paper crown watching the kids at the playground. It was easier to tell who was a pedophile before Where the Wild Things Are came out.
Just showed mom and dad the pics from San Francisco, while i played the Full House theme song in the background.
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I have way too much money in my bra to be responsible.
the girl in my class has a rolling backpack and just told it to stay. im too hungover for this.
We just found a knife wedged in between the cushions on the couch you guys fucked on...why is this?
maybe these stereotypes wouldn't come up if you would stop taking body shots off another
You me handle of captain and a sorostitute study sesh, if we don't get laid mancards must be relinquished
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Being with her was like shitty sexual fear factor big ass sausage nipples over sized outty belly button i was scared and drunk tell know one
yup and then I snapped out of it and realized I was playing beer pong against a 4 year old... and losing
tuscaloosa is terrifying
like people here are just empty shells of drugs and sin
there is no mercy here
She just asked me if I was going to stay the night. I responded "I know that we are upside down".
He literally said, while inside me, "I would smack your ass but I don't want to wake my mom up". Amazing.
The boob job was worth every penny just to see the expression of pure joy on his face the first time he saw them.
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