Porn is love you can see.
i have a feeling he has a nice dick. i can just sense it.
why do married chicks ALWAYS cry after?
Is moral bankruptcy something you need to file for?
So I'm seriously not complaining - but I just fell ass backwards into a Tuesday night threesome. Sober
Ya I know. She's self aware though, like the terminator. Which is the best kind of crazy
Well two things you gotta know if you're gonna live here. your alcohol tolerance is gonna need to go up, and people do blow. Get used to it. Nobody is gonna pressure you into it. That shits expensive
The sad thing was my husband told her its ok to make out with me. Bar Tuesdays will live on regardless.
We celebrated International Women's Day by spending $700 and taking our tops off at the strip club
The boys offered to pay but we went halfs because we're feminists
Just listened to a full Christian rock song, loved it,listened to the dj send a prayer to a 4th grader who was having a tough year and realized I'm high as fuk
Do you think it would be a margarita if you just out tequila in a sonic slush?
I could definitely fill a shot glass w my cum
please don't
He was semi blacked out in the hallway with a bucket, calling for me while I had sex with his best friend in the very next room. Why do you let me do these things?
He just chose domino's over sex. ARE YOU KIDDING ME?
He flipped a shopping cart in the back room and had to leave to make a jazz playlist. If we aren't in love then i don't know what love is.
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