ur dog is so gonna tell on us one day.
for doing what?
for smoking bowls out on the deck while your parents aren't home.
used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
She never called back. Financed a fleshlight.
can we change the rule from "no one is ugly after 2 am" to 1130 so i can justify last night
her night didn't end so well, both of her boyfriends got arrested... together.
i seriously wanted to pee on her right then.
We got back together. The pastures weren't greener on the other side, the dicks were just smaller
Because once my penis is in motion, it stays in motion unless another force acts upon it.
i wondered why i had so many splinters in my hand, then i went out to my car and remembered id stolen an entire cactus
And then we will celebrate by drinking and making fun of him. As per usual.
as much as I don't like snorting drugs, I would totally be fine with someone doing a line off my ass. that's just a whole new up
My date ended with her leaving the bar with that guy who used to jerk off in the back of the school bus.
Got so drunk last night I kinda sent a super on point sext to his kid sister...say a prayer man
Don’t fucking talk to that dude from monday!! Ethical consumption dude, don’t fuck shitty guys
This whole thing is fucking bullshit. I should be wasting all my hard-earned money at Planet Con this weekend but NOOOOOOOOO. Now I'll never get Roy Thomas to sign my comic
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