remind me next year to leave the 19 year old girl at home when you're going to pride. total cock block
His pubic hair was longer than his dick
why the fuck does my google maps say i'm in punjab?!?!? u think it has to do with like...outsourcing?
Taking jello shots out of a big bowl from a measuring spoon. holla atcha boy.
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I really couldn't tell if she was disgusted with the fact that I yacked on her shoes, or if she was about to do the same to me.
he said i looked like a lion with slutty lingerie on .
I caught them hiding behind a car trying to have sex.
Wait, whatever happened to locking our vaginas in closets?
For the record you were pretending you were in a rocket when you drove from wawa to your house. So like 2 minutes of me listening to you making rocket sounds over the phone lmfao
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my vagina hasn't met your boyfriend yet ... makes me sad
Its like her house is inhabited by 50 year old lesbian water color artists with a throw pillow fetish
That hot guy i showed you guessed my exact bra size. I want to have his tan babies.
It was all good till you had ppl chasin shots of ciroc with fucking applesauce
Hey can you explain why there's a dissected coconut in my purse????
I'm mainly pissed because I shaved fucking EVERYTHING for this. WITH SHAVING CREAM. Men do not appreciate how rarely that happens.
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