Dude michael jackson died, guess he's not 'stayin aliveee' any longer.
Uh dude that wasn't a michael jackson song it was the BGs
5 Four Lokos being cheaper than a case should be illegal.
Is it sad that I find it completely normal that I just took batteries out of a vibrator to put them in a pencil sharpener so I could do homework?
I find this completely acceptable.
The lesbians are drunkenly meowing in the hallway again. This is the shit I'll miss at home.
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is it STILL halloween? when did this turn into a week long holiday
Do you think if I puke at the gym they think is because I'm going hard walking on the treadmill?
The engagement ring savings account is now the strippers and gin savings account. What are you doing tonight?
All of her cloths were on our coffee table this morning. The only things she left with last night were her shoes and Scott
jen just told me ur idea of revenge was saluting while letting his bong float away while attached to some balloons.
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I'm keeping track of how many times I've said "Shhh, act like you're not naked." in my life. So far, 3 times.
Really, who hasn't had sex on your bed?
ME.
Unless he's under 18, in which case you put him back where you found him this instant.
I can't believe my vagina just got wished happy new year
No but seriously. Just had a guy lean over and sniff my head like it was a freshly baked pie
Been there. Done that. Still have his t-shirt.
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