The bar is filled with bros right now. Sucks I had to pay $5 to find that out.
my weekend in 10 words or less: hot friend of a friend, open bar, beach house, sore. In that order too.
in mid cry she says "I can be a whore if I want to"
we are watching a video on ethics because somebody wrote "butt sex" on the attendance sign in sheet
i sound like a 75 year old homeless man that has spent all his panhandling money on cigarettes since he was 12. that rough.
I feel that shower jager is exactly what this man needs after last night.
You're a disgrace to gay men everywhere.
He came for an unexpected visit and let's just say I shattered his illusion that girls don't watch porn
OH BABY IM HERE AND IN A BLANKET FORT
COME TO THE BLANKET FORT
Woke up to my asscrack filled with melted Reese's Pieces. Halloween parties are so weird here man
BTW I totally understand panda express being popular amongst the highs. I can feel the shrimp being slaughtered in my mouth. It's fantastic.
I just shit a hot coal. Pretty sure it's that fireball shot from yesterday.
are you just sitting in your hotel room drinking popsicle vodka?
.....well anything sounds bad when you say it like THAT
Just FYI, by the transitive property my breasts have now touched the Stanley Cup.
I thought he was foreign, but it turns out when you're that drunk, an Ohio accent just sounds Russian.
dont know if she was trying to start a lawnmower or jerk me off. still wasnt to bad though
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