Jake died.
WTF????????? That's how you tell me????
Oops typo. Jake cried.
I would have at least made out with you if you were showered.
Thank you for holding my vodka while the police let me ride their horse.
He DELETED brick breaker off his blackberry why even bother trying to find something in common?
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He asked if I wanted to leave my bra on while we were doing it from behind bc he read somewhere that all that pounding can be painful for big breasts. THAT thoughtful.
When we do our power hour over Skype I'm just going to sit on the toilet so that way I won't have to get up in the middle of it and miss any shots
they superglued a cigarette to my fingers...i think I need to quit smoking.
Yeah haha but we have no idea where his keys are. Last night was awful. Him and Chancey were in a fully embraced bro hug at one point. Both crying.
Remember when we were coked out at that house and we were trying to meditate in the bathroom? Who's house were we at?
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god it feels good to gold a bottle of opiates again.
I think that typo was actually more appropriate than what you intended.
MORE IMPORTANTLY I THINK I JUST WATCHED SOMEONE GET SO LONELY AS TO TURN BISEXUAL??
I would do everything over again, except the fireball.
I'm like a freaking volcano of life and sexual frustrations
my near death experience doubled as my sexual awakening
New rock bottom. Woke up at 7 am fully clothed in a bathtub full of water. I hate myself.
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