after giving me morning oral, he left saying "hate to eat and run but..." oh yeah, he's getting a second date.
Where you at
assisting at a photo shoot in williamsburg till 7ish. wassup?
Doesn't matter. I already jerked off in your bed.
I have the Lakers game on, but all I can think about is having sex with you. Not sure what you've done here.
She got stuck in the front door. She never told me how or why.
We're in ER. He's high on morphine and I'm drunk. Gonna score some bed pans for jello shots.
I'm in Burlington Coat Factory. This place'd be great if you were on E. There're so many textures...
I'm kinda hoping that if I rub the right object, a genie will come out
Bad breakup?
He posted a pic of me fully naked and smiling as he inserted a carrot into my vagina as my FB profile pic and then changed the PW, locking me out of my own account. So 500 of my closest friends, family, and coworkers now have that mental image of me on FB.
2 hours later, she made her cat watch the waterfall scene from Homeward Bound to teach her how good she has it here.
It's the warm chocolate goeyness of a brownie combined with the heavenly taste of weed-smell... Why have I never done this before?
I just felt emotion and I'm not okay with it
I have a story for you. It involves waffles and getting naked with the local weatherman.
Listen here, Ms. "I'm Gonna Get Super Drunk and Run From My Friends Screaming That They Were Going to Drag Her to a Scientology Recruitment Camp"...
I may have just got motorboated by a male stripper who told me I should be a porn star and not a vet student.
Sorry didnt text you yesterday. had to put restraining order on my ex.
I am not a whore. I just wanted casual drinking, monogamous sex and occasional McDonald's runs.
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