i may not always bang 16 year olds but when i do, i prefer hot ones
It says i should accept HIV aids as my friend on facebook.We have 12 friends in common. I need new friends.
he asked if i wanted their team name to be " Amandas angels" or " Fuk budies" either way an intermural softball team of all my hook ups from spring semester is just depressing. convenient but depressing
Wow, im gonna be a great doctor..."hi let me save your life but first check out this pic of me deep throating a handle of grey goose"
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
My text message history should be ashamed of itself right now.
Let me tell you the story of bicurious george
I tried to stop that, but then I pulled the leaves out of my panties and went to sleep.
We'll just play it by vagina and see where it leads us
Two drag queens are fighting over me. And yet the night is still getting weirder
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm scared to touch anything in this apartment. Even the ceiling.
So what are you going to be for halloween?
A woman sitting on her couch watching Hocus Pocus.
I almost wanna stick a tampon in and sneeze bent over to see if it actually shoots out
Nothing makes me prouder to be liberal and socialist than the idea of desecrating the memory of Ronald Reagan
I feel like ditching all logic and responsibility and get shit-faced before the week's over. Thoughts?
u ever get horny for food. i ordered a bunch of crepes and its doin it 4 me
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