that drag queen yelled at him and touched me to make him jealous and said things like this is what a real man feels like. it was a thrill.
it was almost as awkward as hearing my parents on friday nights in 2 in the morning starting, and than hearing at 2:01 my dad getting up and my mom going "i should have married a man"
I hate myself for saying your mom and I have the same friday nights.
don't worry... so do I
just took batteries out of my vibrator to play wii guitar hero. think i am gonna regret that move later tonight.
Either way I should probably pregame on the plane
Just getting around to doing laundry. Jesus there's a lot of blood on my birthday dress.
I think we need to stop being best friends, its not good for our vaginas.
She gave me a rubber ducky to make me feel better while I was throwing up.
I don't not like him. It's just wierd talking to him because we both know I fucked his wife.
The only thing that made me get out of bed this morning was knowing that tonight, I don't plan on remembering what happened today
As she was leaving she said "You have an awesome penis, I hope to use it again soon" I need that on a business card to hand out at the bar
I should probably go to bed before I start to care about why I started drinking in the first place.
I fucked him on my yoga mat. Then we wake and baked and ate granola. So yes, you could say I found my center.
Moral of the story: I had sex to Back to the Future last night.
We climaxed at the same time during ain't no mountain high enough. Does it get more cheesy or domestic for a non relationship?
You -do- realize there are other things to talk about than just how different parts of you smell like pussy, right?
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