I lost my shoes and bra and was beyond mapquesting
Bea Arthur died yesterday
You shut your stupid mouth
Betty White is next, I just know it.
Betty White will never die! She's like Dick Clark. Rue McCalahan is next.
im sober playing flip cup. its like cheating.
my entire walk over here no one looked in my eyes. Period Boobs are BAACKKK.
When else am I ever going to have a chance to do lines with T-Pain?
You called him your tasty little crouton. Which actually wasn't the weirdest part.
Hypothetically speaking, what is the proper response if one gets bitten by a most likely not rabid squirrel? Hypothetically.
Woke up naked next to Alex and he was braiding my hair and then commented on how healthy my hair was. I don't even know anymore..
At least your night didn't end with three cops seeing your ass and you sitting on the ground in a wig throwing your shoes at people
Congratulations on your downgrade, shes one hell of a 5
Just made a bong out of a pineapple. So yes.. And champagne is about to be popped
I was trying to drink every time they said planned parenthood but my body isn't cut out for this.
He is getting no nudes from me. I don't even care if I'm losing his legal advice.
He showed up on school grounds wearing nothing but a suit of armor. Really at this point I'm more impressed than angry.
what color bed sheets say meditative warrior but also welcome to my sex dungeon...
navy blue
The fact that you have an answer to that is why we are friends...
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