i want tt clbm rinabw nd ride uncrn
what?
i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
My mom is giving me a "don't tape yourself during sex" talk. It's going to be a long car ride.
I just gift wrapped bread.
It's going to be great. They guy at the store said 3 shots and you won't be able to feel your face or stop smiling.
It's almost like sex with her has gotten boring... like it's still good, but the creativity is lacking... it's times like these that i wish she still wanted me to gag her
relax...and go to your happy place, which probably has a lot of dicks
Just went through ex bf's and hook up buddys and liked pictures of them on facebook. A friendly reminder that I will be back in for the holidays
I was talking to a guy at my work, and mid-sentence he started vomiting violently for about five minutes, then he said, " great dope" and carried on like nothing had happened.
Just played slippy cup. Flip cup plus slip n slide. What did you do with your fourth of july?
We left his house because I forgot how to drink water, I was just holding it in my mouth and then spitting it out, needless to say I don't remember the sex.
He ordered three small pizzas while I was giving him head.
I was telling my friend about your penis and the only word I could think of was voluptuous. You have a voluptuous dick.
PEOPLE ARE STILL EATING FAJITAS IN DROVES. BY THE CASELOAD. THERES A FORKLIFT OF SIZZLING MEATS.
I'm currently in h&m wondering "what exactly is the class level of a swingers resort?"
You like that 95% of the time I masterbate I think bout you?
Just wanna know what I can I do to earn the other 5%
Randomize
