Don't fret. That vag would have consumed a lesser man.
do herpes really smell.
you kind of just crawled on top of him. that was the point at which i became concerned with how drunk you were.
He sent me a pic of his Junk. He said it was a Brett Farve valentine.
She offered to massage my back by hitting it with a sparkly purple double dildo... Bi chicks can get creepy
At the bar. Madeline and I totally brought our own pitcher from home because they always run out. Hello alcoholism.
I am ina trunk. Iam in a trunnnnnjkk. I hope its yours. Oh manomanomano. Thids better be your trunk
Bartenders are not toys. I repeat, bartenders are not toys.
I'm gonna rob all up in that cradle
There were grown college boys running around north campus in capes with nerf guns. If security were to be called I think they would just give them more beer.
Would it be weird to jack off in the hospital?
some people waaaaait a lifetime for a hookuppp like this some people seeeearch forever for that one special handjobbb
But he was still all, "YOU TEXTED TONY WHILE YOU WERE GETTING FUCKED?!" Like THAT was the weird part.
I feel like that xmas present negates everything we were taught as little girls. Putting out DOES pay. God bless us everyone
Just went to jump into bed... Completely missed the bed.
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