you passed out when you kept trying to hold your breath during the underwater scenes of 2012
Just walk through the Honors dorm on a Saturday night. You'll feel better about yourself.
True life I used my fake as a photo id for my final. My professor told me good luck and laughed. Hope the bouncers are in the St. Patrick's day spirit.
Just found the video that explains the neighborhood applause. Your landlord is awesome, and the clothes are on the roof
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Just learned the hard way that dicks can bruise the back of your throat to the extent that you cant eat. You're dead to me.
OH YEAH AND FORGOT TO THANK YOU FOR THE lack of WARNING THAT HE WASN'T CIRCUMSIZED.
I think you have the right to know, the water bottle you drank out of the other night is the bottle we use to catch what drips from the toilet. Love you!
Stories of my weekends have cause divorces, are you sure you wanna hang out?
I just want to let it be known that I almost put my phone in the fridge.
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I screamed "I want dick!" in the middle of the intersection. So many hot guys. I wish you were here.
Boise Idaho, where you have a one night stand with someone from your town 3 states away and run into them the day you return...
If by some world ending natural disaster I get into an actual relationship with this kid, should I tell him the truth about the web of lies I've based our current relationship on?
Nothing like being naked and confused and clutching a scented candle...at least I woke up in my own bed though.
Okay penises are actually pretty exciting. The people attached to them are an entirely different story
Crop dusting thru forever 21
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